Quotes from Saving Grace, Again, Part 1

Jack: Attention, hikers, all trails lead to Mount Grace.

Will: You got a thing, there.
Grace: It's just some coverup, I had a spot.
Will: Okay, coverup is supposed to cover it up, not make it look like a little clay mountain. You could shoot an episode of Davey and Goliath on that thing.

Karen: Allrighty, honey, I'll fix you up. What do you like again?
Jack: Uh, men.
Karen: I know just the gender.

Grace: What was your favorite part?
Alan: Ah, well... okay, actually, I just went in to use the bathroom. So I guess my favorite part was the toilet part.

Jack: Oh, good, problem solved, Will's gonna shoot her into space.
Karen: That's nice, I've done that for friends.

Jack: Would you excuse us for a moment? I don't mean to be rude, but I need to pull her over here and tell her how disgusted I am by you. Listen, when you come out, give me a call.

Karen: I wore my Doc Martens to the nub trolling gay bars for you! I inhaled so much glitter my boogers look like disco balls!

Jack: Why don't we be eachother's boyfriend?
Karen: Oh, Jackie, I'd like that. That sounds sweet. Just one question: how would I get my rocks off?
Jack: Well, that's easy, we just have sex on the side, like married people do.