Quotes from Saving Grace, Again, Part 2

Jack: Oooh, I'm vibrating... which means I have text message on my vibrator. Let's see: "All Out TV executives should come up with an idea for a network promo. It needs to send a positive message to the gay community.
Grace: So, it's saying your promo needs to be pro-mo.
Jack: Uh, gays puns don't work on you dear.

Karen: Driver, turn the heat up! There's a little nip in the air. Oh, make that two of 'em.

Jack: You're a great actor, you belong on Broadway.
I will be. This weekend I'm picking a brunch shift at the Times Square Howard Johnson's.
Karen: That's funny. I once picked up something from a Howard Johnson I met in Times Square. That's why I hate the word ointment.

Grace: You didn't have to throw out the blender just 'cause there was a spider in it.
Will: It hissed and adopted an attack posture!
Grace: You hissed and adopted an attack posture.

Jack: He's my arch nemesissy.

It feels so good to be wearing pancake again, and not serving it at the International House of.

Karen: Honey, you were so manly, the way you were hissing and spitting at him like that.
Jack: Karen, what you just witnessed is the second definition of a tongue-lashing at this network. It's not pretty, but it's effective.

Karen: You're never closer to God than when you are on television.