Quotes from The Old Man and the Sea

Jack: Will, would you say I have a swimmer's body?
Will: Unless it's in a trunk in your closet, I'd say no.

Grace: I never swim in pools, they're filled with pee.

Will: I had a traumatic experience when I was a kid. I fell in the neighbor's pool, and my mom couldn't jump in 'cause she just got her hair done, so she stuck out her foot but her mule came off in my hand. Finally, she leaned over to pull me out, spilled her manhattan in my eyes, and said, "Oh, I give up."

Karen: Hey, Jack, hey WAG.
Grace: WAG?
Karen: Will and Grace. WAG.
Will: Glad my name isn't Frank.

Karen: I am setting you up on a blind date with me and Malcolm. So, shave what needs shaving and... boil the rest.

Jack: You should go, Grace. It'd be good for you to go out with a guy who can curl your toes instead of your hair.

Will: Aren't you a little mature to be calling someone your boyfriend?
Karen: At least I can swim, jackass.

Grace: Oh! Karen, hi. I didn't recognize you without Malcolm's tongue punching through the back of your head.

Dale: Although you are a lovely date, please excuse me while I urinate.

Jack: Swimming fact! Speedo is French for "maximum package exposure."

Malcolm: Boy, it's so nice to be eating with a fork rather than jamming it into some guy's neck. Ha! I'm kidding! I'm a government accountant. Why would I kill that guy in Budapest?

Malcolm: If I were compiling a CIA file on Dale, and I'm not, the first page would read that Dale is a piano tuner with a nifty rent-controlled apartment in Staten Island and from a distance of two blocks, naked, he resembles a young Charles Bronson.

Grace: It sounds wonderful. I love a good meal and I love a good dump.

Karen: You are chewin' on my last nerve, froggy!
Malcolm: You are eight feet of pain in the ass stuffed into a four-foot sack!

Grace: I'm a huge Coke fiend.

Jack: Well, look who it is. Mark Spitz-in-my-face.

Will: You've been saving my life since the day I met you. I don't know how I missed that.
Jack: I don't either. It's clear as the face around your mole.

Grace: I've been living with a gay guy for so long I forgot what the skin of a chicken tastes like.