Quotes from The Hole Truth
Grace: Oh, a gay cruise to Key West? I want that. Who am I kidding? A boat full of hot gay guys and an open bar? I might as well put on a bathing suit and start crying now.
Karen: You know me. If there's one thing I cannot do it is hurt another person's feelings.
Jack: That is so true, Karen, you do have a kind heart.
Karen: I'm sorry, honey, I don't know what it is, but your faggy little voice is just going right through me right now.
Malcolm: Hi, Grace, nice wrap dress. That Diane von Furstenberg really knows a woman's body. Vivian Westwood, she'd look good on you too.
Grace: I'm sorry... when did we become girlfriends?
Malcolm: I am skilled in many forms of interrogation, including physical torture, sleep deprivation and Jewish guilt.
Malcolm: Why wouldn't she tell me herself? I mean, I thought she cared about me? Just yesterday we did it, like, fifty times.
Grace: She does care about you... really, fifty? God, she types up one memo and she needs a nap.
Jack: Will, America doesn't like to think of you as sexual.
Rosario: Sometimes I do blame the parents.
Jack: I host a gay talk show.
Baby Glenn: I fell down a hole.
Jack: Wanna date?
Baby Glenn: Sure.
Karen: You just had to stick your nose job where it didn't belong, didn't you?
Malcolm: I can't go to the carnival without a woman, the gays would be all over a bear like me.
Rosario: Hello, Miss Karen.
Karen: Well, if it isn't the bearded lady herself. Don't I need a ticket to gape at you in awe and repulsion?
Rosario: I wouldn't talk, lady. I'm the person who used to pluck your chin hairs. If it weren't for me, you'd look like ZZ Top.
Karen: I wouldn't stand so close to the carnival games if I were you. Someone might take you home thinking they won a giant Shrek doll.
Jack: You are a jealous, bitter queen. You can't stand that I am somebody and you are nobody. I shouldn't even be having this conversation. It is beneath my dignity. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna take my free fan of canta, and go clean the llama poop off my shoe.
Jack: When you see how famous I am, you will Rue McLanahan the day you doubted me.
Karen: He's taking me to Cancun for a week. Maybe I'll take some jeans and trade 'em for a new maid.
Karen: Malcolm? Sailboats and sunsets?
Malcolm: Sailboats and sunsets, baby.
Grace: So romantic... what does that mean?
Karen: It's too complicated to explain. He nailed me on a windjammer at 6:17pm.
Grace: That was complicated. Thanks for taking the time to explain it.