Quotes from Love is in the Airplane
Will: It doesn't matter what you're wearing... he cares about you, now how you look.
Grace: Are you kidding?
Will: I know, even as I said it I didn't know what I was doing.
Karen: I love tea. It's so proper. Now, do you take lemon or peyote in yours.
Jack: Lemon, please. I always forget what you mean when invite me over for high tea.
Jack: Karen, I'm thinking you need to hired Rosie back. You've always said she's your soulmate.
Karen: No, I said she was my soul maid.
Lenny: Oh, mum, I hope you don't mind, but I took the liberty of lowering all the shelves in your medicine closet... for those days when you're jack-knifed behind the closet. Oh, you must be that famous Mr. McFarland. Oh, you're even more handsome than I imagined. You're like a young Princess Margaret.
Karen: I think I may have had one too many cups of tea. I'm just going to step into the other room and scrape these scorpions off of my body.
Lenny: I am not losing this job, you little pole-smoker. If you say that woman's name in this house again, I will peel you like a bananer.
Jack: A what?
Lenny: A bananer!
Jack: A what?
Lenny: I'll cut your junk off!
Jack: Oh, banana.
Grace: Don't laugh at your own jokes, it makes you look like a dad.
Jack: Lenny's a monster.
Karen: Honey, she's just British. They don't get a lot of sun. Yesterday she walked in front of a lamp, I could see her brain.
Lenny: Oh, look, it's the little harmonica blower. Ready for his ass-kicking and right on sche... time.
Jack: You're gonna have to catch me first, Scary Poppins!
Will: So, you better tell me that you at least had a decent conversation with Leo.
Grace: I slept with him.
Will: My God, you are a gay man.
Grace: Most people never get any closure. I got hot closure.